Translation needed

By | Tuesday, July 1, 2003 at 9:00 am

While looking for a job in the Kenosha News recently I ran across this ad:

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Could someone please translate this for me? It’s like the smallest ad you could possibly have, yet nearly every word is spelled wrong (or should I say “spelt rong?”). I wonder if the ad was actually submitted this way and published verbatim, or if there’s just some illiterate ad copy employee working at Kenosha News… Hmmm… Which place should I send my resume to? I think I’d have better odds sending it to Kenosha News… my guess would be that even the number of the address is wrong in the ad, and it seems Kenosha News could certainly use a new Copy Editor…