Is there such a thing? Is there a bird repellent? I sure needed some recently. I had to improvise, but I got the job done I think. If your not familiar with the problem I’ve had in the recent past with these birds, please click here and catch up before reading the rest of this post.
Today these birds are not quite as smart as they were back then. Or are they…? They poop on the driveway now. But maybe out of anger and not out of stupidity. You see, I think I made them a little mad recently. A couple months ago, as Spring approached, we started noticing this weird gooey stringy stuff lying in our driveway once in a while. It was usually wet and gooey because of the wet weather we’ve had, so we really couldn’t identify it. But once things dried up and more of it appeared, we figured out what it was. It was insulation, pulled out from under our roof, on the side of the house that the driveway is on. It’s conveniently right where the cable and/or electrical lines go from the telephone pole to our house–a handy little “walkway” that the birds tend to use to get into our gutter.
It seems that the birds are either pulling out our insulation and using it to build their nests, or they’re actually digging an opening in the side of our house under our roofing and making their home right there. In either case, they’re constantly going in and out of that same spot next to our new gutters, pooping on our cars and in our driveway, and really being a nuisance. Now, I love birds, but only to a point. They’re nice to observe, and maybe even nice as pets in cages. But right now I’m seeing them more as flying rats, bent on the destruction of our home.
Well, last week when I took the lawn mower out for the first time of the season, I found several bee and wasp nests in our shed. They were active, with bees and wasps currently residing in them. This made getting anything out of the shed pretty hazardous, so Sandy picked up a couple cans of long-distance wasp killer. You can spray up to a 20-foot stream of this stuff and nail the nest, killing the wasps and bees quickly to avoid getting stung. It worked well, and by the end of one can of it I had two small bee hives and two wasp nests (the bee hives that that neat honeycomb pattern and the wasp nests looked kind of like packed mud with 1/4″ circular holes in it) bagged and sealed.
So with the second can, I decided that the stuff just might work ok as a bird repellent as well. The can didn’t mention it, but it was worth a shot. We don’t have a ladder long enough to get me up there to the gutter to see what’s actually going on, but the nice straight stream of this stuff could surely nail and cover the area quite well. So I moved the cars out of the driveway and went for it. Birds flew in a hurry, and a couple even stayed near, one in particular even stayed as close as on the wires right above our driveway. In fact, this particlar bird had a worm in his mouth and was squawking repeatedly as if actually yelling or screaming at me, as he watched me squirt the area with the bug spray. Maybe he was about to feed babies somewhere. I felt a little bad that maybe those babies were up there, maybe dying from the poison I was drenching them with. But that was only a momentary thought and I quickly realized that I’M the one paying the mortgage, not them, and they have no right living here.
Over the last several days since that spraying we haven’t had a single bird poop on our cars in our driveway. This is a relief, so I think it was a good thing to do. Want pictures? I didn’t take any myself, but you can click on the thumbnail for closer look of the way I pictured it.