Today’s episode is brought to you by the color Yellow.

I have been called both “Big Bird” and “School Bus” when I wear this shirt. I’m not quite sure how to take that. Both seem to mean I’m huge and yellow. I am both, don’t get me wrong, but hmm. I don’t think they’re trying to be insulting, but who knows. I know it’s a bright shirt, I thought it would be nice for a change. I needed some new work shirts, so when ordering time came this year, I ordered five new shirts, each a different color, just to change things up. Some departments here have a specific color requirement, but not ours, so I like to mix it up. Let’s see… what else is bright yellow? Ah, there we go… I should paint a smiley face on my shirt!