All posts by Jim Trottier

Puppies and Vampires

The dogs sure love lounging out in the backyard. They’ll jump up and tear after anything or anyone that comes by though. Yesterday I even took them both down to Library Park and we walked around the block–all three of us at once, for the first time. They need a lot more practice, but I was surprised how well they actually did, having such totally different personalities.

Shadow seemed to act pretty normal, sniffing everything, looking around and being very curious on his first adventure away from home and our neighborhood. Tiger, on the other hand, was extremely tense and nervous through the whole walk, very paranoid. He would walk a few steps forward quickly, then immediately stop and just wait as I caught up, then he’d walk a few more steps and stop again and wait, ears way back, seemingly afraid to look around much, like he’s afraid to get pulled or choked at any second. He eventually loosened up a little, but not much. He’ll need a lot more practice.

Shadow has a lazy ear. It bugs me a little how Tiger’s ears are both always the same–whether they’re up, down, pulled back when he’s scared, etc., they’re always both the same. Shadow, on the other hand, has one ear that’s lazy. One stands up nicely and the other one stays down like it’s broken. I see it all the time in his photos. Well, this weekend he had an instance with both ears fully UP. Yes, this is one of the little things that tickles me. So I grabbed my phone and snapped this picture quickly before it dropped again. I’m sure he (and Sandy and Tiger) thought I was nuts, but it really thrilled me to see.

NOS4A2 is coming to AMC on Sunday, June 2nd! What a birthday present! I’m excited. This is a TV series–not sure how many seasons it’ll be–based on a really creepy novel (as well as a graphic novel that extends the story even more) by Joe Hill, one of Stephen King’s sons. I enjoyed the novel a great deal a year or two ago, but I’ve only read a little of the graphic novel. I can’t wait for the TV series.

Game of Thrones

I thought Game of Thrones was an excellent series. I hear nothing but complaints about the last season. I guess it wasn’t done by the people who did the first 7 seasons for some reason, and everyone’s complaining that it was screwed up. There’s even a petition, signed by over 1 million people so far, to demand that they redo the last season over. What?!?! Wow, people are pretty bold. It’s a TV show, people. It’s entertainment. Some of us liked it and thought it was very well done, others didn’t. That’s it. That’s how it works. You can’t please everyone. Deal with it and move on.

I think the show would only be diminished if there were two Season 8’s and two different endings. That’s just crazy. And it sounds like the cast and crew agree. They did mention that a couple of spin-offs are coming though, which sounds pretty good. I, for one, would be very interested in a spin-off about Aria and her adventures searching the new frontier “West of Westeros”, but I’ve already heard that she’s not even interested in staying in show business. She said is a crazy world and she only wants out of it. Maybe she made enough money and that’s all he needs out of it. If so, good for her. She’s cute though, and was very exciting to watch on-screen. I hate to see her go.

No one’s saying what the spin-offs might be yet, but whatever they are, I’m sure I’ll watch them. With Game of Thrones, American Idol, and The Big Bang Theory all done now, I feel kinda lost. I have to re-plan my entertainment time back around video games again or find new TV shows and movies to watch. Ah, First World Problems.

Update from Karen

For my family: I got a letter from my sister Karen this week. She has no tech – no e-mail, no internet, etc., so it’s a bit of a struggle to reach her, but I do. We write each other, and I recently sent her a photo frame containing thousands of family photos, both recent and those I scanned from the old photo albums my mom and dad accumulated over the years. She enjoyed it a great deal. She’s my oldest sibling, so she’s getting up there in years and having health issues, which she explains a little in her letter. I have transcribed it below, from her writing:

Dear Jimmy & Family,

I need to tell you what’s going on. I have COPD Emphysema and a fracture in my lower back – a vertebrae that’s not enough now. I have to go for a biopsy on my boob, I’m on a nebulizer and oxygen, and now I’m having a huge problem with my roommate. She has alcohol dimentia and sclerosis of the liver. I can’t go into details, but it’s bad.

I’m living in this big old house alone. But I do have my two “children” here. Their names are Snappy and Maggie Mae. I love them tremendously. They’re all I have. I’ll be your hug… I stopped working on it for awhile but I’m getting back into it. I’ll send that and mom’s yearbook ASAP.

I love the picture album you sent me, it’s so cool. I look at it almost every night before I go to sleep. THANK YOU so very much!!

I’ve got to go for now. I love you so much. I’m so happy that life turned out so good for you – you deserve it!

Write soon. I love hearing from you.

Always,

Karen

I’ll be writing her back very soon. I’m pretty concerned with her health, but she’s in Florida, which makes it a bit difficult to visit. But there you have it. It was pretty personal to post on the web, but in this little corner where only family and friends (and a few web wanderers) visit, I figured it’d be ok.

Howard Stern Comes Again

Howard’s got a new book out. Yeah, I’m a fan, I admit it. I’ve listened to him since I was much younger. Probably a bad influence with his raunchiness and vulgarities, I know, but he’s real and honest. And these days his interviews are fantastic.

His book explains how he’s struggled over many years and evolved into what he is today and how he interviews people now versus back then. It’s very interesting, but I’m still only near the very beginning. I’m reading it on my Kindle Paperwhite, but struggling to make much progress. I had been hoping for an audiobook release along with the tree-killing version, but no such luck. He’s even mentioned several times on his show that there won’t be an audiobook release of this book. He refuses to record one or authorize someone to record one.

Howard Stern feels some things were only meant to be read, and this is one of them. This is something I disagree with. I feel there is a large group of people out there (me included) who just can’t find the time to sit down and read a book for any length of time, and have more time to listen than to read something. He’s on the radio, yet he doesn’t grasp this I guess. I’ve listened to plenty of fascinating memoirs and biographies while driving to and from work and other errands. I’m sure most of those were intended to only be read as well, and they were… by someone else to me, which is perfectly fine.

Hell, it wouldn’t even require much effort. The biggest percentage of his new book is all recorded interviews he’s done over the years… he could just include the actual recordings at those points and just read (or have a good narrator read) the rest of the text like a regular audiobook. I just don’t get it, I really don’t. It would even generate much more revenue for him. But I understand money is not an issue at this point in his career anyway, so that point is moot, so I will continue to struggle to get through the book, and I will. It’s good, I can tell, having read the beginning and from all of the feedback from others who have finished it. I’ll get through it, it’ll just take me awhile…unless someone out there would like to read it and record it for me….? I’d pay you. Seriously. I can’t afford an outrageous price, but if you’re a decent reader I can listen to, I’d pay you for your time to record this book. Like Stephen King did with his kids…he had them record many books on tape, he’d pay them, then listen to them on tape. This was way before audiobooks were a thing, but it just proves some people prefer to have books read to them.

I’m serious. Really. To the, what – about 10 visitors of my website who will read this? Send me a sample of your reading ability and we’ll talk. Dammit, I want this book on audio.

Goodbye Clifford

I have two brothers – Clifford and Clayton. Clayton still lives in Kenosha, the last I heard, but we don’t keep in touch. Clifford however, I have no clue about. When our father passed away in 2008, the attorney for his estate use a Private Investigator to try to find Clifford, but was unsuccessful. The last time we saw or heard from him when our mother’s funeral in March of 1992.

Clifford had a lot of issues with not paying child support after divorcing his wife Kyle, and his son Jayson has no interest in looking for or re-connecting with him at all at this point.

Jayson and I keep in touch well and he turned out to be a great kid, and an excellent father and husband. He and his mother Kyle live in Arizona just outside of Phoenix and are doing well. It’s quite the trip from Kenosha, but I’ve managed to make it out there a few times over the years for vacations, and always have a good time visiting and seeing the sights.

So at this point, after more than 10 years since the Private Investigator couldn’t find him, I am giving up hope myself and moving on. I have kept a couple “Google Alerts” setup since right after my dad passed away– one with the keywords “Clifford Trottier” and one with just “Trottier”. This results in a daily summary e-mail from Google which contains anything new it finds on the web containing those keywords. I figured if Clifford showed up in any newspaper articles or any web posting, I might have a chance of finding him. But in ten years I’ve seen nothing. Sure, I’ve gotten results, but only on the “Trottier” keyword. I am now well aware of Trottier Middle School in Southborough, Massachusetts and pretty much everything that’s going on there, as well as all of the Canadians in the news up there, especially the famous hockey player, but I am growing weary of shuffling through these e-mails daily hoping to find an inkling of news about Clifford.

I deleted the alerts this morning. I certainly hold no ill will toward Clifford, and hope that he is alive and doing well wherever he may be, but at this point I assume we may never know. (If anyone’s interested though, Google Alerts are pretty simple to setup and manage, just go here.)

Oh wow… as I am typing this post I have a slideshow of our photos going on my phone in front of me on my desk as I always do, and an old photo of Clifford just appeared with him from his Graduation in 1974 – white shirt, and a big smile on his face. A sign or just the luck of the draw? Out of the 50,000 or so photos it goes through, with him in about 75 of those, what are the odds? Seriously. How do I calculate those odds? I don’t know how.

Wait, re-edit. I think I got it: (75 / 50000) x 100 is the calculation, I think, for percentage of odds. So there’s a 0.15% chance of Clifford appearing in the slideshow at any given time. But there’s probably much less of a chance than that of him actually show up anywhere again.

The Upside

We watched a great movie tonight: The Upside. It stars Kevin Hart and Bryan Cranston (Heisenberg!). Check it out, it’s awesome. It’s based on a true story, which was a surprise, we didn’t learn that until the movie started. Duh. I guess I should have looked closer at the poster. Click the image to look closer and you’ll see what I mean.

Here’s the IMDB link, the Google Play Store link, and the Amazon Prime link. Go watch it, it’s worth it. And it’s definitely better than the 6.6 it currently has on IMDB. I think that’s just an early score though, since it just came out. I’m betting it’ll end up with a much higher rating.

YouTube TV Rocks

I just wanted to do a quick shout-out to YouTube TV for its awesome services. I think I posted something before about it, but I thought it was worth praising once more. I’ve done my share of bitching about the bad experiences I’ve had with Time Warner Cable and AT&T over the years, so I figured I should start to balance things out, now that I’ve found something we’re really happy with.

We now have only Internet with Spectrum — the 400 mbps package for a flat $96/month — and that works great. No surcharges, no addons, nothing. It’s a very stable, flat $96/month we can rely on, and it’s pretty reliable for us. I have to reboot our router from time to time when things seem to get flaky, but that’s about it. Everything else we use is streamed. Dropping Spectrum’s TV services, including 3 receivers and 1 DVR saved us a ton monthly, so we had no problem with paying the $40/month flat fee for YouTube TV (it’s $50/month now, by the way, but still acceptable). This made us a bit nervous at the time, wondering what the catch would be. We still have all the channels we watch, and even better DVR services, yet our total month cost went way down. Well, it’s been months and we still haven’t found a catch. It really is worth it. In fact, we now find that our picture quality is much better than it was through cable boxes. Every channel on YouTube TV is crystal clear and a lot clearer than anything we saw on cable. I’m not exactly sure why, but it is.

YouTube TV also recently added another batch of new channels, which include content Sandy and I really enjoyed on cable but had to get on Hulu Live TV (another additional cost) after we “cut the cable”, so I quickly downgraded our Hulu service back to basic Hulu when those channels came to YouTube TV. So now it’s even better. We also have Showtime on YouTube TV, which is an add-on package. I only wish it had HBO as well, then it would be a REALLY complete service for us! Unfortunately HBO is only available as a stand-alone app, with a cable subscription, or with Amazon Prime Video as an add-on. I’m not sure which is better, so we just have HBO Now, which is their standalone service.

Over the last several months we have learned many of the nuances with YouTube TV and how it’s different than cable and a in-home DVR. For one thing, you can’t schedule an individual recording of a show or movie. You search and tell it to record a show, but it automatically records every occurence of that show and even renews any recordings you have of that show. Since space is no longer an issue (unlimited DVR) it makes it a lot less stressful for us (me) to schedule anything and everything I might possibly want to watch later on. There’s a 9-month limit on recordings, but since most shows rebroadcast everything in reruns and on different networks, it looks like this limitation may not even ever be a factor. Shows re-saved themselves each time they re-air, so they seem to stay there. We’ll have to see down the road I guess.

And each user in our family has their own private unlimited cloud DVR too. Each of us can record our favorite shows separate from everyone else. Not having a physical DVR box or any of the receiver boxes we had in each room makes it that much more comfortable too. Especially knowing how many hard drives we actually killed over the years in our DVRs! I think I might have ranted quite a bit in a previous post or two on my website, if you’d like to know exactly how many.

Even movies–it’s amazing to see how many good movies you can find out there too… Just search for a movie title you know and it’ll show up as long as it’s not currently in theaters or very recently released. Tell YouTube TV to record it and the next time it’s on any channel, it will. There are even a lot of free movie sources out there now, especially with Roku boxes and Roku TVs… Many even completely free without commercials. How they can do it I have no idea, but they’re out there, and I’m not referring to the “Kodi” type services that are very shady and illegal. Those services will eventually get you a warning letter from your internet service provider if you use them to any extent. These are just straight-up legitimate services like the Roku Channel on any Roku box or MoviesAnywhere, which regularly offer thousands of free movies through one or more of their connected retailers, which include ads, kind of like if you watched a movie on regular TV.

Anyway, the streaming landscape is totally new and ever-changing these days, so it’s difficult to keep up with everything, but we’re finding it a lot of fun and much less stressful with YouTube TV that it was with all the cable hardware and services. Now i just need to rip all of these annoying round black “cable” wires out of my house… they’re everywhere!

My Origins Story

Someone asked me “What got you started in computers?” or “How did you become a geek?” That’s a tough one to answer. It’s like the #1 question Stephen King gets asked: “Where do you get your ideas?” Unlike King’s brilliantly-short answer, mine’s pretty long. But someone asked, so here you go.

My childhood involved a lot of gadgets. With my dad being an avid rummage sale shopper and junk collector, we came across a lot of police scanners (they required purchasing specialized “crystals” back then – one for each channel, or frequency, you wanted to listen to), CB Radios (first 23 channels, then they expanded to a massive 40-channel range), other radios, boomboxes, stereos, turntables, and other assorted gadgets. It was my job to see what I could do with them, to make them work and show my dad how to use them.

Ted Meimar, a good friend of my dad’s from work (AMC) often had a lot of items to sell and peddled these items to his friends and at various flea markets and at 7-Mile Fair. It seemed no matter what it was, I could pick it up, learn all about it, and pass that information on to my dad. It was all fun, just another challenge to take on, a chance to learn something new.

Ted eventually came across video game systems and early computer models, which was my introduction to a whole new area of gadgetry. It started with the Atari 2600 (aka Atari VCS – Video Computer System), Colecovision, Intellivision and Odyssey videogame systems. Not all at once, mind you, but slowly, over time. I think the Atari 2600 was the first though. It became quite popular with tons of cartridges available for it after having been out for some time. The other systems came afterward and never stopped evolving and innovating.

Somewhere in there came the Commodore 64 and Atari 800 (aka “Colleen”). At that point the real fun began–I started learning how computers worked and how to write programs. Sure, there were plenty of games for these computers, which helped a lot to keep us entertained, but the thought of creating a game or a useful program others might be able to use really fascinated me to no end. First it was printed magazines–like one for the Atari 800 and other similar Atari computer models. They would include actual games in the magazine. PRINTED games. In machine code. Just page after page packed with columns of hexidecimal digits. With no other viable medium to distribute actual programs at the time, we would sit for hours typing in these thousands of digits–sometimes alone, sometimes with as friend reciting the digits as I quickly typed them in. After a certain about of digits you’d enter a “checksum” code. If it returned the proper response, great, you typed every digit correctly and could move on. If it returned and error, it was back to the beginning to re-check everything you typed just to find that one digit you entered wrong somehow. But once you successfully finished entering all of the pages of code, you could save it to tape and run it. This often provided a nice reward in the form of a new game or useful application you could then play or use.

Saving to cassette tape (usually specially-designed high-quality cassette tapes specifically intended for saving computer programs) was always a bit of a troubling prospect, since they didn’t seem to be very reliable. They would often fail to read small pieces of long programs, resulting in errors when trying to load them in. This was pretty darned frustrating, especially when it was a program you spent days or weeks typing in by hand from a magazine, or something you wrote yourself in BASIC (Beginner’s All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code) – a high-level very easy-to-learn computer language that I learned extensively over several years. So we would end up saving multiple copies of everything as a way of backing things up to prevent losing them, and we’d guard these backups well, keeping them far away from any type of magnetic source such as speakers, CRT TV screens or electrical currents–any of which could erase a program in an instant.

Hard drives and floppy disks came out long after cassettes, but their high pricetag made them pretty rare for us, until newer models of computers and peripherals forced down the prices of older gear so us little guys could finally afford to start using them. Our tape collections were fairly small, but our floppy collections grew much larger due to their much better reliability. And this also allowed software vendors and developers to start distributing games and applications on floppies, so there was finally a way to get a decent program or game to the masses who wanted or needed them.

Somewhere around the time that personal computer evolution was in the “Radio Shack TRS-80” and “Commodore PET” stage (1980) I was a Junior in High School. Our school (Tremper High School, Kenosha Wisconsin) was just setting up it’s very first “Computer Lab” at the time, filled with those two specific types of computers–TRS-80’s and PETs. I was drooling. They expected to have the lab open when I started my senior year and I was very excited to be able to take my first computer class. I was a little disappointed that I’d only be able to have one year of computer classes when all the other students in a lower grade would have the opportunity to get much more advanced in computer education, but hey, we were at least the first.

I did very well in those classes and got all A’s, unlike my other subjects, unfortunately. But at least the A’s bumped my GPA up a bit more. I remember writing a program to sort a list of 100 random numbers. As it turned out, what I ended up writing on my own was already known as a “bubble sort” – I accomplished it by going sequentially through the list of 100 numbers and comparing each number with the one next to it. If the number to the right was lower than the one to the left, I would swap them, increase a swap-count variable by one, then move to the next number and do the same, all the way through the list. When I hit the end, my swap-count would tell me how many swaps it did, then it would reset the swap count to 0 and repeat the whole process again. Once I ran through the entire list with 0 for the swap count, the list was fully sorted and I was done. I got an A for that one, as well as many other programs I wrote for the class. The other notable program I wrote was an actual text adventure game. My friends and I were heavily into Zork on the TRS-80 at the time, so this was exciting for me. I drew out a huge map of the entire world I wanted in my game, including interesting, descriptive locations, then set out to code it all as a program from scratch. It ran pretty good when I was done, and it was fun to watch people try to solve it and learn the map on their own. I knew the entire map by heart at that point, so there were no surprises for me, but it was great fun watching others and seeing how they played it and wandered through my text-based world. They would hit the bugs and I would fix them as they found them, then they’d start over.

That was another A. You get where I’m going with this. I had found my direction for sure. And it was my last year of high school. Perfect timing, if you ask me. Now all I had to do was figure out how to make a career out of this. After I graduated high school, I took out a government loan and went to Gateway Technical College for “Data Processing”, which is what Computers & Programming was called back then. I had a good foundation in BASIC by that time, which helped a lot, especially with learning the logic and how programs work. At Gateway I learned a few more languages and did ok, but because there were several other non-computer and non-tech prerequisites and other required classes to supposedly “round out” my my education, I didn’t do as well as I had expected, but I got through it ok.

As I looked for work somewhere in the IT field, my dad got me a job at AMC, where he worked, as a Security Guard, just so I’d have some income and could start paying back my government loan. After that, I got my first break when I was hired by ITO Industries–a circuit board shop in Bristol, Wisconsin. It wasn’t exactly a computer job, but it was technical, so I gave it a shot.

I was a Chemical Lab Technician at ITO. I worked in the laboratory, testing chemicals used in the manufacturing of printed circuit boards. It primarily involved the testing of chemical “baths” used by their “plating” department, which are big tanks that the circuit boards are dipped in to etch and plate the circuits onto the circuit boards.

For about six months I learned the procedures, got fully trained on how the equipment worked, how the records were kept, etc., and over that first six months I came to realize that much of what we did in the lab could be automated a simplified a great deal with a simple computer program. The was perfect for me. We do the same calculations, day-after-day, calculating the concentrations of chemicals based on a fixed procedure we perform, then calculate the addition of various chemicals to adjust the levels, and then re-test the results to verify that our corrections adjusted the chemicals properly. We used a calculator for all of the calculations and kept log books with all of our test results and the adds we made. A computer program could do all of the calculations for us, all it would need is the result figures from the tests we performed in the lab. Then it could automatically calculate the additions we need to make and store all of our results, automatically recording the date and time of the test, etc., and we would even be able to later look at those results, plot them on a SPC chart, etc., all of which we would do normally, manually, using the list of test results we had written in our log books.

Before I could propose such a big change to the lab though, I would need to have something to show leadership. Sort of a “proof of concept” that it would work as I explained and save the lab a lot of time, materials, efficiency and accuracy. So over the course of a few months, while working in the lab “the old-fashioned way”, in my spare time I worked on a program for us. It ended up being named “MicroChemLab”. I originally wanted to name it “MicroLab”, but as it turned out the US government already had dibs on that name. I had named it MicroLab originally until I found that out, then added the “Chem” to it a while later just to be safe. Anyway, after a few months I presented my manager with a DOS-based program that would run on the PC in the lab. It would display the procedure that the lab tech would perform, then prompt the tech for the variables of the test results. Once the tech supplied the results, for example “The mls of xxxx titrated”, it would specify exactly how much of what chemical was needed as an addition to correct the concentration, then it would allow the tech to enter the ACTUAL amount added and would save the test results in the system.

The hardest part of writing this program was developing a complete “formula parser” in BASIC. At first I didn’t even know of it was possible, but after some research I realized how it could be done. What a “formula parser” does is take a user-supplied chemical calculation–for example: “(mls of H2O Titrated x 60) / 500” and “parse” it out to extract the variables from the formula, then reconstruct the formula to replace the variables with the actual user-entered data, then calculate the actual result of the formula. Not easy, but I accomplished it.

By the time I completed the first version of “MicroLab” there were a few other programs on the market that were very similar. They always had a very high pricetag and there was always a catch–like they’d come as sort of a “shell” with no test formulas or calculations in them, and they would charge a fee for each test you needed, then they’d custom-add the tests to the program for you. So a company with, say, 50 different tests would end up paying thousands of dollars to get all of those tests built into the program. Need a test changed “slightly” down the road as your company’s needs change? There’s a another fee for that change, etc.. It seemed like such a scam. So when I was done with my first version of MicroLab, the user could create a “New Test” or “Edit” an existing test, enter the full procedure, the calculation of the test, the “addition calculation”, etc., and save it, then it would be there in the program, ready to use. Need a change at any point? Just edit it and re-save it.

I charged ITO a fixed price for MicroLab–$1,000. I made sure all of the programming and debugging was done on my own time, at home, and not at work, which would have given ITO some rights to it. After they realized the price of similar software programs, and how they seem to gouge their customers and always need support from the developer costing more and more money, a flat fee of $1,000 was a bargain and they gladly paid for it. It also made my job a lot easier and made us much more efficient in the lab. Tests were done much more quickly and we were able to do much more with the test results than ever before.

I supported that program for several years, and even ended up re-writing it two more times as “MicroChemLab 2” and “MicroChemLab 3”, which were both way better than the DOS-based version 1, and were fully Windows-based, using the Windows GUI (Graphical User Interface) extensively. ITO, of course, always got free upgrades to the latest version, so I could actually make sure everything worked right in each version when used on-the-job. I sold that program to a few other Circuit Board shops over the years, thanks to Dave Plescher, one of my supervisors at ITO. He went on the other companies after he left ITO, and ended up getting each of his subsequent employers to use MicroChemLab in their labs.

I guess I could go on and on with details of other programs I wrote, the different jobs I worked, etc., but that would probably extend far beyond what an “origins” story is, so I’ll just stop right here. You can see how deep I was into computers and programming at this point, and I was extremely grateful that I was able to take, what at first seemed like a non-computer tech job I might not enjoy, and turn it into a very fun computer-related tech job I could actually enhance and make much more efficient and productive. I feel I made a big difference in that area for ITO and a few other circuit board shops.

Big TV, Little Car

I had an amusing experience last weekend. I purchased a 65″ 4K TV from a Kenosha store. For several days beforehand I had shopped around, electronically, to find the best one that fit our budget. Once I found a few, I had to dig up the actual BOX size and make sure it would fit into my car. I knew it would be close, but according to the box dimensions on the TV manufacturer’s website, it would just fit into my car with the rear seats folded down.

So I took the plunge and made the purchase online. Once that was done and the TV was set aside at the store, I went to pick it up. It was fairly light, considering its size – 39 lbs without its stand. I was presented the TV on a dolly, but told they can’t give me the dolly unattended, it has to be accompanied by one of their staff. So someone from shipping & receiving wheeled it out to my car and assisted me. Guess what? The box dimensions on the manufacturer’s site just happened to be a few inches off. The box definitely wouldn’t fit into my car. The width was way wider than my car’s available space. Pretty frustrating. We tried to get it into the side doors too, but it was still too big. With no other options now that the TV was purchased. I asked the employee if he’d help me unbox it. He agreed, so we unboxed the TV, carefully, right there in the parking lot. The TV itself fit very comfortably into my car.

The employee then said he’s not allowed to take back the box and throw it away. I need to keep it in case I need to return the TV in the future. He suggested we try to fold it up, so we took all of the Styrofoam and cardboard that was surrounding the TV in the box and folded and broke it apart, then set it all on top of the TV in the car. The box itself actually folder up pretty easily once it was empty, and that was also stuffed into the back of the car. So with the car packed full of TV and packing materials, I thanked the employee for his help and he went back into the store with his dolly and I drove home.

Once I got home it was pretty easy to remove all of the packing and put it away, then carry the TV into the house by myself. Sandy held the gate and door open, which helped a bit, and the job was done, no pickup or van needed–luckily. Game of Thrones never looked so good!

It’s the little things

I remember almost every square inch of our family’s backyard growing up. How it evolved and changed over the years, our old garage, which seemed huge when I was a kid, used as our “fort” when we played “guns” with all of my friends in the neighborhood… Yes, back then it was perfectly harmless and normal to play cops & robbers or cowboys and indians with your friends using toy guns and fake rubber knives. But I digress.

I played with all of my toys back there–the big Tonka trucks (made out of actual metal, not the crappy plastic all the toys are made with nowadays), my vast Hot Wheels collection (eventually totally destroyed with I matured a little more and explored fire and destruction with a vengeance…)

We even had some of our Cub Scout meetings back there. My mom was our Den Mother. That yard, along with the house I, and my entire family, grew up in, was my entire life. A few large tents were raised in our backyard as well, at some point. I believe these were part of Boy Scout training that my two big brothers were a part of. I never made it to Boy Scouts myself, I can’t remember exactly why, but Cub Scouts was apparently enough for me. This might have been the last my parents or just my mother had anything to do with Scouts. I remember her having a difficult time with me and my friends during Cub Scout events. She may have gotten fed up with it altogether, I can’t remember.

Our garage was a “fort” for my friends and I, and we often rearranged it, had old couches, chairs and even a bed in there sometimes and “camped out” in it. That old garage began leaning at some point, and seemed like it would just fall right over, but it never did. I had dreams that it did, as well as dreams of our family house doing the same, but that never happened either.

But back to the backyard. I remember us having a large burner back there in the Northeast corner of the backyard near our alley, where we would burn our trash. I was taught in Cub Scouts how to put out a small fire by stomping it out. So when a large piece of newspaper fell out of the burner, burning, I tried to stop it out with my foot. I don’t recall who else was at home and/or in the yard at the time, but as I was trying to stomp out the burning newspaper, the pant leg of my jeans caught on fire. I kept stomping and shaking it, trying to put it out, but I was panicking as it kept burning. Someone tackled me to the ground and got the fire out at some point and either got my dad, or my dad tackled me and put out the fire. Either way, my leg was badly burned. He carried me into our little green van and rushed me to the hospital. I still have the scar on my lower left leg, now long-faded, but still visible as a reminder. I’ll always remember how much worse that could have ended up, had someone not jumped into action immediately and put out the fire.

We had several swimming pools in that backyard as well. There was always a huge circular dip in one area of the yard where our pool had once been for quite some time. I’m guessing this was dug out to make the pool deeper for diving and swimming, but I can’t quite remember. I just remember the indentation at that spot, and a sapling was eventually planted right in the middle of it, which grew into a nice-sized tree over the years. That was out next to the garage. I also remember us having a pool close to the house for a long time as well. I loved swimming as kid, and we often swam in my Uncle Sylvester’s huge pool out in the county on Tobin Road. His house was right next to my grandpa’s house, whom we’d visit every Sunday. We had other smaller pools as well over the years in that backyard, and sometimes even big sandboxes made out of those old pools. The smaller, hard plastic pools, that is. They made for neat sandboxes for us to play in. My dad even managed to have a truckload of sand brought in to fill them. My mom would babysit several kids for extra money, so there would always be plenty of kids around to play in the backyard.

Later on, when all of the kids were grown up and gone, my dad had the old garage removed and a new one built, customized just the way he wanted it for his van, and half of the backyard was cemented so he would have a full turnaround area for his van, picnicking, and whatnot. We had many cookouts back there throughout the years, eventually we began calling them “Steakouts” because we always had to have steaks–my dad’s favorite meal. Even if we had hot dogs, brats, and burgers, my dad insisted on a steak for himself. Sure, he’d eat brats and burgers… in addition to his steak.

My dad also ended up with a large shed back there as well, next to the garage, in the spot the new tree and burner once were. I guess his huge new garage still wasn’t big enough to hold all of his junk. He was a real rummage sale addict, bringing home everyone else’s cast-away junk to add to his own. His shed was packed full of stuff, including a bed and a desk at one point. I guess he, or someone else, camped out in there once in awhile too. I guess theses days he’d be called a “hoarder”, but not quite to the extremes you see today on the TV show of the same name.

Apples & Deers

Shadow and Tiger, our two Chihuahua puppies, are littermates, yet they have two distinctly different head-types. Shadow is a “Applehead” Chihuahua and Tiger is a “Deerhead” Chihuahua. I find this fascinating. I don’t even recall which type their mother was, but I saw her when we picked them up. The owner may have mentioned the head-type that their father was too, but I don’t recall that either. I should have taken notes, darn it. Anyway, here’s what the experts say on the history of the two Chihuahua head types:

Somewhere throughout the Chihuahua’s history, the breed separated into two variations: the apple head and deer head. We don’t when this genetic evolution occurred, nor do we know how. Pre-Columbian artifacts discovered in Central America depict small dogs with both apple and deer-shaped heads, suggesting this evolutionary split occurred before the Europeans discovered the New World.

Some breed experts theorize that a small ancient dog known as the Techichi is the Chihuahua’s true ancestor, while the deer head variety is a cross between the Techchi and the Chinese Crested. Others believe the Techichi is the deer head’s true ancestor. Regardless of how it happened, there are now apple head and deer head Chihuahuas.

In addition to this, they say: Don’t assume that breeding two apple head Chihuahuas will result in a litter of all apple heads, or vise-versa for deer heads. When breeding two Chihuahua of the same variety, there’s always a chance that one or more puppies in their litter will be the opposite variety.

So I guess no matter which type of head the mother and the father had, they could always have ended up as they are now. It’s just the luck of genetics, just like human babies. I was just curious if it’s rare to have both types in the same litter, but it sounds like it’s not.

But if their head-type is any indication of intelligence, so far (for us at least) the deer-head seems somewhat less intelligent than the apple-head. Tiger is pretty “wimpy” compared to Shadow and is very much a follower and not a leader. He’s learning, but much slower, it seems, that Shadow. That goes for both pad-training and command training. I think he’s learning a lot just from watching his brother, then he eventually starts doing them properly himself. Then again, maybe he’s actually smarter than we think, and he’s just extra cautious, working things out completely before exercising them and showing his talents. Yeah, right.

Origins of Pickle Rick

Pickle Rick from Rick & Morty

Rick says a bunch of people are asking why we call him Pickle Rick. Everyone knows the Rick & Morty episode, but what’s that have to do with my brother-in-law Ricky? Well, over the Christmas holidays, we usually have Rick as a guest for a couple weeks, and someone has to pick him up from his place up North. So someone has to “Pick up Rick!” Say that quick enough, excitedly, and with a slight mumble, and it sounds just like Rick in the Rick & Morty episode referring to himself after he turned himself into a pickle. Yeah, it’s bizarre, but perfectly normal for a Rick & Morty premise. Anyway, saying it a few times before the holidays last year kinda made it stick with us. Someone asked “Where are you going?” I said “To Pick o’ Rick!” When Rick came to visit last Winter, we had him watch the actual episode and he got a kick out of it.

Back in the day

So, here’s a bit of what I remember using all of the queues included in the website snapshot I posted yesterday from 2003: We obviously owned our PT Cruizer back then. A purple one (Sandy’s). I keep thinking we had two of them, but I think that was only for our Neons – I had a black one and she had a blue one.

There was no Android OS, so we got our driving directions off of the web. I don’t recall if there was even a Google Maps back then, but I do vaguely remember getting directions from two different sites, one being much easier to use and providing better directions than the other. Sandy like Emeril of Food TV (now the Food Network), several of our friends had their own personal websites (Facebook didn’t exist yet), and our game consoles were the original Playstation, the Playstation 2, and the original X-Box.

We communicated a lot via Instant Messenger applications like AIM (AOL Instant Messenger), ICQ (I Seek You), MSN Messenger, and Yahoo Messenger. Eventually a few clever people decided to combine as many messenger services into one much-better service, and the likes of Odigo and Trillian became pretty popular. I remember using Trillian for quite some time, since I had friends and family on several of the different messengers–some on AIM, some on Yahoo, some on MSN… Trillian was of huge value for me.

ReadyHosting was my webhost back then, and I remember the main reason being that they were located in Kenosha. I remember taking a tour of their Kenosha facility back then and I was pretty disappointed. It was basically just a call center. The servers were located elsewhere, clearly not in Kenosha.

Most of my tech orders came from TigerDirect or CDW. Best Buy didn’t exist. I went to Radio Shack a lot though, as well as Chester’s Electronics, a local Kenosha-based electronics store that my dad and I loved to visit.

Search engines were considered “portals” and Google was either pretty small or non-existent, as you can see by my list of “Portals”. They included AltaVista, Excite, Lycos, MSN, Webcrawler, and Yahoo. Google is, however, listed under “Reference”, so they must have existed.

American TV and Circuit City existed back then along with Best Buy. Best Buy clearly outlived them, and Amazon will most likely outlive Best Buy the way things are looking.

Our favorite TV shows included The Practice, The Shield, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Touched By An Angel, and The Screensasvers, a show on TechTV I loved. I was very sad to see that network die, I loved that show. It eventually came back, resurrected by Leo Laporte as “The New Screensavers”, which was also a great show I watch religiously, but that one was cancelled recently as well. Leo’s still around though, and still doing several tech shows from his TWiT studios and show named “TWiT” (This Week in Tech). He also does several other tech shows as well as a radio show.

There’s a lot more in that screenshot, and it feels really good to be able to recall so much just from a single screenshot… I guess a picture really is worth a thousand words. Or, in this case, about 542 words. Gawd, what a nerd.

First Cut

I just cut the lawn for the first time this year. It felt pretty good. It’s actually been quite a while since I cut the lawn myself, now that we’ve given that job to Kevin as his way of paying room & board. But I forgot just how therapeutic it feels, especially with my new knee. It feels like pretty good therapy with the bumpy lawn’s twists and turns I have to take. Seems to give it a good workout and I even get a few thousand steps in.

It’s not like I had much of a choice though. Kevin is working today, and today is the only dry day for about the next 7 days. Yep, we’re going to get rain for 7 days in a row, if not longer, and I knew I couldn’t wait another week before cutting the grass for the first time. It would just be way too long and too difficult for Kevin to do at that point, so I had to get out there today and just git ‘er done.

I just finished the mowing and realized I left my keys in the house and the back door is locked so I’m locked out of the house. The puppies and I are sitting out in the backyard waiting for Mom to come home now. We don’t mind though, it could be much worse. The sun is out, everyone else is mowing their lawns too, and the puppy’s love running around in the backyard, especially with an audience looking on. They’re putting on quite the show, chasing each other around, chewing on leaves and sticks.

Last night was even more interesting in the backyard. I let the dogs out for business reasons and there were two bunnies in the yard. The dogs started chasing them in circles. One got away under the fence but the dogs were too close behind the second one so he just kept running in circles. After about four laps he was far enough ahead so he slipped under the fence and escaped. The puppies were pretty winded after that, but seemed like they really enjoyed it. I gave them each a treat, even though they failed to catch their prey.

New Old Posts

In looking back at old copies of my website in the Wayback Machine I found that some very old posts didn’t make it to my new website. They aren’t older than 2001, so they were probably in an incompatible format (like GreyMatter, one of the formats my website was in for awhile) and never got copied over manually. As I find them, I’ve been adding them back into my current site and they’re placed right into the timeline very seamlessly based on their date, so they don’t appear as new posts. Some are just small bits of information, but they still provide information I find valuable, so I’m adding them no matter what their length. Here’s the list, including the link to each, if you’d like to flash back with me:

Making Modern Home Movies

Matt turns 17 and Harold †turns 75

Kevin’s 9th Birthday

Snow Storm Last Night

Police Scanner Technology

King Kong – The Movie, The Puzzle, and The Obsession

Photo Mosaics

Christmas Highlights

A Scary October!

At one point (04/20/2003) I even had a huge list of links on my frontpage, like the ultimate “portal page” containing all of my favorite sites. Those links were all converted to wayback links which don’t work, but perusing the page itself triggers plenty of flashbacks for me. Here’s a screenshot:

Blogging for over 18 years

I started this blog in January, 2001, so I guess my blog is now an adult! At first, I thought that was really an accomplishment. Especially just to be able to stay in one place and intact and live for pretty much 99.9% of that time. But when I think about it a little more, I realize I’m already 56 years old, so only a small portion of that is on this blog. But I guess that just gives me more potential content in flashbacks and experience.

I’m trying to remember something, anything, about 2001. It looks like I was only posting about once every month back then, so there’s not much to work with here, but I might be able to find something just to reminisce.

Here’s what my website looked like back then (02/09/2001), courtesy of the Wayback Machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20010209025346/http://www.jimtrottier.com/

Google knows everything. I’ll go take a look and post more “flashbackie” stuff soon. I like looking back and reading those old posts. I find it amusing how I referred to myself in the third person as “Jim”. I guess I assumed it was a family blog, so I wanted to refer to everyone as if everything was written by the family. It just seems weird. But I don’t want to go in and correct it now, because that’s just how I wrote back then. I’ll correct obvious typos I find, but nothing that would actually alter the writing itself.

Darkness Falls on Game of Thrones

Last Sunday Kevin and I watched the big battle on Game of Thrones — the huge battle against the undead that they’ve been building to since season 1. We watched it on our new loveseat and our 50″ HDTV. The experience was pretty disappointing that night. I say “that night” because Game of Thrones totally redeemed itself last night when we re-watched it on a different HDTV — one that has 4K & HDR!

Our 50″ TV is 1080p with no HDR, but I thought it would be fine, it always was in the past. But this episode was just horrible on it. Literally every scene was extremely dim, almost unwatchable. We thought that might have been intentional, so we stuck it out, turning off all the lights in the room and desperately trying to see who was who and what was happening throughout the entire episode. Howard Stern even complained quite a bit on his show, saying how dark it was and that the director should have been fired for such a horrible episode no one could even see. I guess Howard doesn’t have HDR either, and if HE has the problem, I’m sure millions of others had the same experience.

So last night I decided to re-watch the episode on our TV that has 4K HDR. WOW. What a difference! I even found that turning off the HDR+, which I thought would be BETTER for this episode, had the exact opposite effect: It made the screen even brighter and clearer with the “Plus” turned off. So just standard HDR provided excellent lighting in pretty much every scene, even those that were obviously intended to be very dark. It seemed like a totally different episode. I actually saw the dead this time, all of the dragons and battle details, saw who died and who survived and understood much more of what happened. It was quite satisfying, and a great experience this time. Enough so that now I really want to replace our old TV, and won’t be satisfied until I do.

Let there be light… And HDR.

The Bionic Ball

Sandy and I attended The Bionic Ball on Friday evening. This is an annual event held by my Orthopedic surgeon’s clinic, celebrating all of the people who had a total joint replacement in the past year. Not everyone gets an invitation–they have a drawing–so we were lucky enough to get picked. It was held at The Club at Strawberry Creek, a really nice venue on a golf course just West of I-94 just off of Highway 50 in Kenosha. We had previously attended a wedding there before.

It was a pretty nice evening of food, drink, and dancing–though Sandy and I skipped the dancing part. It was interesting to meeting many other people who had joints replaced and to hear their experiences. There were round tables setup with 8 people per table. Sandy and I came a little early, so we chose an empty table and sat down by ourselves. The place soon filled up though, and our table consisted of two people with knee replacements (including me), a guy who had both hips replaced, and another guy who had one shoulder replaced and is going to have the other should replaced in a couple weeks. And all of us brought a date–my wife, the other knee’s wife, one-shoulder’s daughter, and two-hips’ date. Two-hips is a chef who teaches classes. Here’s his website: Intorno Alla Tavola. The other knee replacement is retired, and one-shoulder is a carpenter.

Everyone else provided some entertaining conversation throughout the evening, including Sandy. I was pretty quiet, as usual. The food was very good–pasta, chicken, vegetables and potatoes, including drinks and desserts. The entertainment was a jazz band, and they were very good as well.

The one thing I found most fascinating about the evening was how everyone had a cell phone and captures their life experiences on them and is ready to share them at will. “Back in the day” a guy would pull out his wallet and take out the photos of his kids or family and show them off. These days, people just bring up the photos on their cell phone and pass the phone around the table for everyone to see. The best deer that “one-shoulder” shot while hunting, and the “even better” one that got away and has never been seen again… The hunting hides he’s built, etc. He even asked how long my scar was from my knee replacement and Sandy ask me if I had those photos on my phone, so I pulled up the “Jim’s Total Knee Replacement” photo album and handed it to him, explaining that my scar is almost completely gone now. That’s all pretty natural for everyone these days, especially with me being in I.T., but I don’t get out much, so I found it interesting to note.

The other “one-knee” at our table sat next to me, but didn’t talk much. He and his wife were older than the rest of us and didn’t talk much. He seemed like he was doing fine with his new knee though.

Great Star Wars Memories

This is a flashback to April 7th, 2017. We went to see Rogue One at Tinseltown in Kenosha that day. Watching Rogue One, then coming home and watching A New Hope brought back some very fond Star Wars memories for me. I first saw it when by brother-in-law Bob got it on a huge laserdisc. I remember thinking it cost a fortune, though I don’t remember how much. According to the internet, the first version of A New Hope (the first home video release of ANY Stars Wars film) was released on VHS, Betamax, Laserdisc and VideoDisc in May of 1982. Since I’m a little rusty on the years and how old I was, I’ll have to just trust this is accurate, which would have made me 19 years old. Anyway, at that time I often babysat for my nieces, Linda and Melissa (Missy) while my sister Penny and her husband Bob worked. I remember a video store in Market Square mall, which was located where the Kenosha Job Center is today. That mall also housed a theater and my favorite arcade–Funway Freeway. I remember the price of that Star Wars VHS movie when it was released, it was $99. Movies were crazy-expensive back then…and that was on TAPE!

Having Star Wars as an entertainment option back then was pretty exciting though. Linda, Missy and I watched it often and enjoyed it each and every time, learning and memorizing all we could. They even had a lot of the Star Wars toys, including many action figures. I remember “Gramma Tarkin”, Missy’s version of “Gran Moff Tarkin” and “Jabba Wah Neechie Ko Wah Boo Shahnee Wan Tawnie Wan Yoska” from the cantina scene. Repeating and those phrases many times over the years burned them into my brain like the Baby Shark song does today. Luckily, however, Baby Shark will fade eventually (or so I hope) like most others do. But I continue to try to retain my good nerdy Star Wars memories ‘to infinity and beyond!’ LOL

April (Snow) Showers

For the past several days we were warned that a huge storm was coming. This storm was to bring several inches of very heavy snow and rain. The days prior were mostly comfortably warm, including Friday, the day before the storm. I was very tempted to cut the grass, or have Kevin cut the grass, which would be the first time it was cut this spring, but I decided to hold off. It was right at that point where it’s just slightly overgrown, but since it hasn’t been cut the first time yet, it’s still filling in nicely. So I let it ride and skipped the mowing.

The Kenosha-Racine area was supposed to get the worst of it, 4-7 inches of snow was what the weather services warned we would get. After our last winter storm I had let the snowblower run once I finished clearing the sidewalk and driveway, since there wasn’t much gas left in it, until it ran out on it’s own and died, then I tucked it away, comfortably, in the back of the garage for next Winter.

Well, with all of the anticipation and warnings we got, yesterday morning I decided it would be better to be safe than sorry, so I dug it back out and had it ready to go again. We were totally out of gas in our container as well, so I went to the gas station and picked up two gallons of Regular. I didn’t fill the snowblower yet, I figured I’d wait until I was actually going to use it before taking that plunge, but I had the two gallons at the ready. If I didn’t use it for the snowblower, I can still use it for the lawnmower.

1:00 PM to 10:00 PM was the timeframe they specified, and right around 1:30 PM I noticed the first snow beginning to fall. Sandy and I went out for dinner at 5:00 PM at The Phoenix on Highway 50, just West of I-94 — a very nice family restaurant, and by that time it was coming down pretty heavy and starting to cover the grass. It was very heavy and slushy on the sidewalk and roads but not as bad as most of our Winter storms tend to be, and nowhere near as extreme as they warned it would be, in my opinion. But that’s a good thing–better to be ready for the worst. After supper I decided to wait until morning to snowblow, since there was only slush on the sidewalks and driveway.

This is what I woke up to…How I wish ALL of our Winter storms ended.

I think this is a pretty rare occurence. I just took this photo out our front door. There were no plow noises overnight, no salt trucks out. The roads and sidewalks appear to be clear and dry, all by themselves. I’ll tuck the snowblower back in the back of the garage again today. I think I made the right call not pouring the gas into it yesterday. I don’t have the usual level of stress I do when everything is covered in snow and I know I have to get out there and clear it out–at least the end of the driveway that gets heavily plowed-in by morning–so it feels pretty nice to just relax and enjoy the view with a hot cup of coffee.

The puppies, on the other hand, don’t seem to like it so much:

They refused to leave the sidewalk slab and wouldn’t even step into the snow at all. After a few minutes, Shadow looked up at me with his puppy-dog eyes and his nose was white from sniffing the snow. Reminded me a little of Tony Montana in Scarface at that moment! LOL.

Then there’s the poor cars:

Kevin and Sandy will have to clean their cars off this morning before they go to work… Mine? I think I’ll let it melt and see if it’s all cleared off naturally by the time I need to go somewhere again.